Tuesday, 24 March 2015

Eau de STINK...!!

Sometimes, when you say someone went to town, you could be referring to one of many things which include implying that they're nicely dressed up.
What I don't understand is why anyone would go all the way to dress up in their 'SUNDAY BEST' and end up intentionally or unintentionally not applying a lovely fragrance to complement the package.
The passenger I sat next to on a flight out of town left me with memories I doubt I'll be quick to forget in a long time.
By the time I arrived at my destination, I had to literally administer CPR to myself.
Lol,
No joke at all oo!
Luckily, after the CPR, I was able to regain a little consciousness. The body odor passenger 'x' had was toxic to the human sensory organs. There was no doubt in my mind that passenger 'x' was a regular user of EAU DE STINK!!
Eau de stink is a best seller fragrance for those with B.O (Body odor)
This is a warning to the many patronizers of this very popular brand of perfume.
Please, Kindly do planet EARTH a favor, make a conscious decision to save lives by smelling good.
DAMN!!!
You're welcome.

1 comment:

  1. Lmao!!! Wow! I Experienced something similar on a bus! 'X' own was EAU de TOXIC! O girl! I had to change sit , my nose couldn't take it!

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